Monday, April 23, 2018

Khalil Underwood Unauthorized Biography

The Unauthorized Biography Of Khalil Underwood!!

Once Upon A Time there is somebody who is known as Khalil Underwood.

He sang songs and made music videos and became a celebrity.

Occasionally he would also post videos on a thing that nobody knows about called You Tube.

The topics would be friendly yet insane rants such as "I Hate Flappy Bird!". He would have inserts in these types of videos where he would break out in comedic hysteria. For example: He would wear wigs or be confronted by his mother, his sister known as Barquesha, or his brother known as Gavin. But for every one insert of comedy, there would also be two inserts referencing pop culture. (Those have since been muted.)

Otherwise they were mostly high quality. To Get Her with the songs he became very successful.

He even accepted fan mail and posted it in the background of his videos.

Unfortunately for his loyal fans Khalil Underwood was no longer interested in sketch comedy nor music videos. He was probably never interested in them to begin with. He seems to only want gluttony, materialism, his dogs, (one of which is named Swipe Up).

He began making videos To Get Her with Corie Rayvon or perhaps Corie Rayvonn with an annoying opening theme music and animation of a common preschool programme. These videos are now Vlogs and Pranks which is not quite as interesting.


2017 became The Year Of The Sell Out. President Donald J. Trump became President Donald J. Trump. There is a not so amazing person who previously ranted about fitness topics. He sold out by being extremely loyal to President Donald J. Trump. There is also A Not Her calisthenics expert who went to jail. He has nothing but love for the person who threw him in jail. Getting back to Khalil Underwood? Khalil sold his YouTube Channels one after one, next after next, again and again. Tired of these three different people? Here is another example: Drug Guy And His Little Brother. Drug Guy has no talent; One of his brothers did the music for Drug Guy Vlogs while his other brother did the acting. Drug Guy's brother Max does not appear to be selling out nor following in the foot steps of Drug Guy. As for Little Brother, he sold out at least twice. Drug Guy has three or four You Tube channels that claim to be For Sale, became sold (or appearing to be sold), disappear, resurface, and many people claiming they lost money to him. Drug Guy & Little Bro continued as if nothing ever happened. So those are four examples of many.

Around the end of 2017, Khalil Underwood created subject related channels. One of them is "Eating With Khalil" where Fat Undee continues to gain belly fat, and "KC Gaming" an easy thing to do that HE DID NOT EVEN DO. Later, he made a second gaming channel using a name that he used years ago. "KINGKHALIL" or "King Khalil". It is not unusual for peasants to think they are Kings and reign over nothing. The older channel with the same name no longer exists. Obviously Khalique Boots sold out yet again.

Khalil & Corie changed to a Khalil's World (KhalilsWorld) channel. This channel was obliterated when Khalique Boots sold it out.

Around this time Khalil Griffith (or Khalil Griffeth) partnered with Khalique Boots. Shortly afterwards Many People claimed they were scammed.

Khalique Boots says that he was going to sell out because "[He isn't] making any money on You Tube." but has nothing bad to say about platforms that COST money.

Before Selling "Khalil & Corie" / "Khalil's World" he made yet another channel. This one was named "Khalil's World". They also made another channel "Khalil & Corie" ("Khalil and Corie") ...

At the end of 2017, Khalique Boots enjoyed partying, gambling, and playing with his dogs. His original videos DID NOT HAVE ANY DOGS. This is another reason to watch his original videos. Ever since he began vlogging, every video is a dog vlog. Every video now has footage of dogs staring at him, begging for food, and doing other things dogs do such as want to know every thing that you do, forbid you to disobey them, getting in the way, being annoying, and having more rights in society instead of Native Africans. Also, he has made numerous videos where he is listening to other people's music BUT NOT MAKING ANY MORE OF HIS OWN.

2018:

2018 is The Year Of The Knee Grow.

Khalique Boots had restored a channel that he sold out ... and ...

Khalil & Corie made "WE'RE BACK AND WE'RE BETTER". Obviously not for very long because Khalil sold out AGAIN and is making daily vlog videos in Portrait Orientation, just as The Xerox Alto. on a Platform that breaks apart the vlogs into about 10 seconds each, buffering OVER AND OVER AGAIN. These vlogs are VERY difficult to find.

Doing The Anti Social Engineers' work for them, Khalique Boots doesn't just say to Follow Me on [platform], he says You Better Follow Me On [Platform] !

Khalique Boots repeatedly says to Swipe Up.

Khalique Boots finds a Trending New App To Swipe, and wants everybody to use it instead.

And Fat Undee mocks anybody that asks him to post to You Tube.

Khalique Boots does not upload to You Tube any more, and that is when he Sold Out. Reenforcing the belief that Native Africans sold them selves into slavery, along with what happend to Beats, B.E.T., T.V. / Radio One, and Shay More Men. and along side four examples of You Tube Content Creators who sold out to Caucasians. ... with the exception of Drug Guy & Little Bro at the time of this writing, sold out to a fellow Native African, but many people claimed that Drug Guy & Little Bro scammed them.

HOW LONG BEFORE QUASHAN WAYNE SELLS OUT ALSO?!?!

The most alarming is that Drug Guy & Little Brother and Fat Undee sold out ON THE SAME DAY AND WITHIN HOURS OF EACH OTHER.

Khalil Underwood regrets making his videos and songs. His main objective is to live a life of gluttony and materialism and dogs and video games and pressuring people to Swipe Up.  It is safe to say that Khalil Underwood is gone for ever and that Fat Undee is here to stay.

Fortunately, most of his videos (including ones never posted to You Tube) have been Scavenged. Be prepared to enjoy thousands of his videos even if KhaLique Boots does not appreaciate them. WE DO AND WE WILL.

Attribution goes to Khalique Boots abandoned videos, but the links to his profiles are not going to be included in the video descriptions of Scavenged Videos. There is absolutely no reason to mention his YouTube Channels either because the moment Khalique Boots sells out, he will do so again. And again. It is tedious to have to change the video descriptions every time Khalique Boots sells out.

If you want to have any thing to do with him, reconsider before it is too late.

A few predictions that are bound to occur:

Khail and Corie are taking forever to have children. They are also taking forever to buy / build a house. They plan to have their house near a big ugly rock where Caucasians put a bunch of silly letters on top, making it uglier but even more expensive. They will be around 47 years old before they decide which side of the rock to live on: Sunny Side Up, Sunny Side Down, before settling on the Over Easy side of the rock. This risks an unstable foundation. An avalanche could easily Scramble them.

Khalil and Corie will be undecided about children but will continue to mislead and disappoint their audience. However, their dogs will have plenty of children: Swipe Up Pup, Lil Swipe, Lil Swipe Up, Lil Swiper, Lil Swipey, and the runt of the litter is Lil Nesquik.